Monday, March 9, 2009, 11:30 AM : writes:
stupid syahir!
complain bout blog being dead.
yet didnt bother to help update make it alive!
so guys are going to NS real soon.
from what I know, Jaryl and Marcus are in already!
who else is going in?
dates please.
so we can keep track.
tag on the tagboard!
want a gathering soon?
during the March holidays perhaps.
COMMENTS!
♥ JOANNATAN.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008, 7:03 AM : writes:
Friday, December 12, 2008, 7:12 AM : Ah Leng's WoW! writes:
Back in Secondary 4, me (Syahir) was charged with the duty to record the crap -eh I mean Wisdom that The Wise and Powerful Heng Leng bestows to us mortals.
I was digging up my secondary school stuff and lo and behold, i found the list! :D
Thought I might share it with you guys >:]
We always set targets for ourselves, but are we determined to fill every aspect of it? - 27/7/2006
The mind is a powerful tool; With determination, it sets the mind to do positive things - 27/7/2006
Do not say you are lousy; Make an EFFORT! - 27/7/2006
A bit makes a very big difference - 28/7/2006
Show people care to recieve care from others.. - 4/8/2006 8:45 am
Happiness is always there if you make an effort to grab it!! - 4/8/2006 10:20 am
Hard work is hard to put in, but it pays off in the long run. - 7/8/2006 11:25 am
Never say cannot. Be confident and give your best. - 11/8/2006 12:20pm
"6 Pull-ups done, gold achieved!" Train hard, push yourself to the limit, challenge yourself to do even better!! - 15/8/2006 9:55 am
Strive hard and work through your dreams; Don't regret when you know it's too late. - 17/8/2006 8:50am
The most difficult obstacle to overcome is yourself - 25/8/2006
So you see, being the official recorder for ah Leng's BS *cough* i mean, WoWs, I had a heck load to copy down.
And so, with the parting WoWs from Ah Leng, may you all have a successful journey in life.
See you at our gatherings! ESPECIALLY TOMORROW'S!!!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008, 11:20 PM : jokes writes:
Beat up in church
A blonde man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.
So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.
The next week he showed up to work and his face was beaten really badly! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."
At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"
"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."
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Ed
"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied...
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Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now.
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire.Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty dollar bill, and gives it to him "Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight and remember that this happens only once. Ok? Don't think about it again."The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly.
A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the wife and says with much disappointment: "She said this is not enough, she wants sixty."The wife's face slowly turns red with anger: "Damn that b****...when she was pregnant and her husband came over here...I only charged him fifty..."
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